Finale Party – The Loading Bar Dalston

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Wow, it sure has been an adventure hasn’t it? We’ve finally finished season 1 and so we decided to celebrate the end as we did the beginning, at the Loading Bar Dalston! Here is the gang setting up our table.

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The fun didn’t stop at preparation and administration either! We drank and reminisced. We toasted to friends, fans, and cows no longer with us. Board games were played, rules were read by me and then promptly ignored. It’s been stressful at times but we wouldn’t have given it up for the world. The only thing that’s left to say, is thank you to you. If you read our blog, or follow our Twitter or Instagram, and especially if you listened in to our stupid antics, from our hearts and bull testis, thank you.

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Keep posted Adventurers, bigger things are yet to come.

 

Watch this space.

Competition is the essence of adventure, so we’re having one!

Well met Adventurers!

To celebrate the release of season one of Infinite Deer: a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast, we are holding a tournament of sorts. From the 26th of February to the 12th of March 2018 we want you lovely people to perform feats of daring and skill for our amusement. To enter, all you need to do is:

  1. Go to Infinite Deer on iTunes
  2. Rate, leave a review (with your @insta/twitter handle or email!)
    and subscribe
  3. Wait for your name to be randomly drawn, if you are lucky, from the 26th of March to the 30th of April on the Infinite Deer podcast.

It’s that simple!

You could win one of these six awesome prizes:

  • A giant D20 for your own big adventures
  • A fan picture with the Infinite Deer crew
  • A shout-out at the end of one of our episodes
  • A mention in our show notes saying how great you are
  • One of two full sets of RPG dice

Good luck to you all!

(P.S. if you are one of our lucky winners, please get in touch at infinitedeer@gmail.com so we can chat about the merits of d12s within 14 days or we’ll have to choose a new winner from the pool.)

Show Notes: Chapter Fourteen – “We Merry Few” – Finale

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster.

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The Merry Few fatally lose Bo’s last pet cow while navigating their way through the kobold dungeon. They come across a member of The Ancient Circle who is ordering kobolds to keep them locked up.

Story

The Merry Few engage in combat with the magician-looking wizard and remaining kobolds and manage to successfully fight their way out of the kobold dungeon. Chad, Bo and Merrielle hurry to the city of Kurusa in order to stop the city being destroyed with The Ancient’s Circle’s recently returned human bomb – Azure; but not before Bo finds a farm to slaughter more cows.

They enter the city barracks and find Marius, Azure’s father, performing magic on his daughter while she is in excruciating pain. The Merry few take him down and Chad attempts to transfer the magical power from Azure’s body to his. There is an explosion and Chad and Azure hurl backwards. The city is saved, but both Azure and Chad lie limp on the floor. Azure slowly awakens, but Chad does not.

Days later, Bo and Merrielle are pardoned for all their wrongdoings for saving the town of Kurusa. They demand a statue of them to be erected in Chad’s honour. Merrielle leaves Bo on a boat to return Chad’s body to his father, while Bo stays to raise Azure as a daughter of Mithras.

Quotes

Chad: This is my surprise round – it’s where they think I’m gonna be dead, but no! God!
DM: You died, and were resurrected before your first turn!
Chad: I’m basically bro-Jesus at this point

***

Merrielle: How many kobolds does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you smash them!

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Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer
Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose.
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

If you enjoy the podcast please don’t forget to rate and subscribe, it really helps. This is the last episode of the series and the last time I will be writing these silly easter eggs at the end of the show notes. No more sleepless hours spent thinking up jokes each week, no more worrying about whether I can top last week’s joke. Now I can just worry about what the future holds now my one job is not needed. Maybe I’ll take up a hobby, like horticulture, or getting drunk with kobolds and hoping I wake up in the same bed I fell asleep in. Or I’ll just keep playing D&D. Probably that. Thanks so much for listening! MG, out!

Show Notes: Chapter Thirteen – “Mithras Take The Wheel”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster.

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While trapped in a dungeon The Merry Few learn that the magical group that they’ve been helping, The Ancient Circle, are planning to destroy the city of Karusa. They attempt to escape.

Story

The Merry Few have difficulty navigating their way through the Kobold dungeon, particularly with Bo’s pet cow Angela Mer-cow. At first, Chad steps on a pressure pad that activated arrows that shot down the only corridor and was hit. Merrielle manages to dodge them, but Bo and Angela Mer-cow did not fare well.

Still taking the lead, Chad then falls into a pit. As Bo prepares to ride Angela Mer-cow as she gingerly tries to step around the pit, Merrielle speaks in moos in an attempt to inspire her. Unsurprisingly, this does not work, and Bo and Angela fall in the pit on top of Chad, injuring Chad further and killing Bo’s last pet.

Once Chad and Bo are safely out of the pit they eavesdrop on a conversation nearby between kobolds and a familiar wizard voice. The wizard convinces the kobolds to ‘keep them locked up’ while he attends duties. Merrielle reveals to Chad that the wizard is in fact a wizard and he begins to bring justice to magic users.

How will our heroes defeat their former close friend the wizard with a goatee?  Will the Merry Few foil The Ancient Circle and save Kurusa? What is the fate of Azure? Find out next week in the season finale of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Quotes

Ghost: Why are you taking a cow through a dungeon??

***

Chad: These guys are like pringles of killing stuff
Bo: Once ya pop you just can’t stop! Also, I can’t fit my fist into them

 

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Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer
Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.
And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Infinite Deer would like to remind our valued listeners and subscribers that cows are people too and they should be respected. The moral ghost unreservedly apologies for our treatment of them; giving them badly thought out puns instead of a respectable cow name is unacceptable. By way of an apology the moral ghost will personally reply to any email sent to infinitedeer@gmail.com that has the subject line ‘Cow-naming Accowntability Now!’. The reply will contain at least one (1) photo of a happy cow who has a proper cow name.

Show Notes: Chapter Twelve – “No Witnesses!”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/Rules Monster.

Competition Winners!
We’re pleased to announce that the final winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition –Congratulations *Hendrick Alderstone*! You’ve won a picture with the Infinite Deer Cast – which is up on our Twitter, Instagram and Facebook page now! We hope you enjoy it!

 

Thank you everyone who took part in our competition!

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After playing drinking games with kobolds, the gang find themselves locked in a cell by the very same kobolds they met the night before. A Karusa Guard in the adjacent cell reveals that The Ancient Circle are planning to use Azure, the girl they returned to her wizard father, as a human bomb.

Story

After interrogating Lorenzo, the city guard who has been following them the whole time, the gang find out that an ongoing feud between magic folk and rest of society within Karusa has meant that wizards have formed a group, The Ancient Circle, with the intention of destroying the city. With the agreement that Lorenzo will pardon The Merry Few of their countless bad deeds once back in Karusa, the gang hesitantly let him out.

The gang discover they are in a kobold dungeon and attempt to get out. While Merrielle and Chad take the lead, Bo kills Lorenzo in the name of ‘No Witnesses’ and blames it on one of his cows. Chad kills Tilda Swineton-Not-A-Pig-But-In-Fact-A-Cow convinced it was the evil twin of it and Angela Mer-cow. The Merry Few and Angela Mer-cow then come up against more kobolds and a slaad trapped in a cage.

Was Tilda Swineton the only evil cow? What awaits our heros on the other side of the gate? What are The Ancient Circle planning for Azure? Find out in the next penultimate instalment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Bo: Okay Lorenzo, we have a rule which is no witnesses. Kind of our thing

***

Chad: Suddenly a slightly bigger kobold appears. They call this one ’Jazzy Jeff’

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Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer
Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. All our subscribers have a special place in our collective hearts, which grow with each and every new subscriber. Soon our hearts will communally grow to the size of one particularly large kobold!

Show Notes: Chapter Eleven – “Clubbing with Kobolds”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/Rules Monster.

Competition Winners!
We’re pleased to announce the next winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition – congratulations SarahLauraMurphy (apologies to LauraSarahMurphy, we’re so embarrassed. It’s the Oscars all over again)! You’ve won your very own set of polyhedral dice, courtesy of DnDiceUK. To claim your prize, please contact us via infinitedeer@gmail.com

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The gang trek to Illham to finally return the lost girl Azure, to her father Marius, and pick up 2 new pet cows on the way. To celebrate, the gang head to the mountains to drink copious amounts of alcohol in a tavern

Story

The gang excitedly head to the mountains to celebrate their only good deed done so far – returning the lost girl Azure to her father Marius – and ignore the high kill rate it’s taken to accomplish it. They find a tavern and promptly get drunk playing the drinking game Never Have I Ever with kobolds.

The gang wake up in a kobold cell, confused and hungover. After fighting their way out, The Merry Few find a Karusa guard who was locked in the cell next to them. He reveals that the town are afraid that an untrained young sorcerer has been returned to a former-member of The Ancient Circle to use as a weapon to take over Karusa.

What is the ancient circle planning? Who paid the kobolds to kidnap our heros? Does Chad understand anything about what’s going on at this point? Find out in the next gripping instalment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Ghost: So you deunited, potentially 30 sons and daughters from their dads for this one girl
Bo: But we saved China! No wait that’s Mulan

***

Chad: I’m going to try and beat one of the kobolds to death with its dead companion
Ghost: IMPROVISED WEAPON!

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We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer
Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.
And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If you subscribe then you’re supporting the arts, which fuels human creativity. Increasing the sum total of human creativity has been scientifically proven to improve societal happiness, prevent wars, and inspire innovative solutions to worldwide problems such as global warming and disease. Defeating global warming and curing all diseases would literally save the world, effectively making you a superhero who saved the world just by subscribing to our podcast. Also, by not subscribing you’re effectively condoning the world being destroyed (see John Stuart Mill, a much smarter person than me who would also want you to follow us). Don’t be evil – subscribe today and be a literal superhero.

 

Show Notes: Chapter Ten – “Roll for Trauma”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster.

Competition Winners!
This week’s competition winner is HyperspaceNumpty! Enjoy your personalised shownote story:

All HyperspaceNumpty wanted was a quiet pint, having just slain five bandits and “rescued” a skeleton who was once a princess. Sadly, the universe had different ideas as three idiots were their favourite pub. With a cow. Oh, and now they are feeding it narcotics from a bag. This city has gone downhill recently. But It wasn’t HyperspaceNumpty’s problem. Could the idiot “heroes” at least avoid HyperspaceNumpty’s pub? At least the cow was having a good time.‬

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After a close battle with a stone griffin, The Merry Few steal the key from the city barracks and head back to Ye Olde Cheers to rest. They are awoken to The Magic Circle telling them to leave the city as guards are looking for them. A member agrees to help them escape in exchange for the key.

Story

The member of the ancient circle leads them to a boat where The Merry Few can escape from the city. After hearing that The Man in the Crimson Coat is residing in the ruins of Illham – a once lively city which was destroyed when a power hungry sorcerer summoned a demon – the gang agreed to head there.

The Merry Few promptly remember that to return the girl, Azure, to her father, The Man in the Crimson Coat, they would probably need to collect her from her babysitter beforehand. The gang head back to the farm where she was left, pick up Azure, a book on turnips and 2 more cows – Angela Mercow and Tilda Swineton Not-a-pig-but-in-fact-a-cow.

They eventually arrive at the deserted ruins of Illham and decide to head to the sound of water. They find Marius, The Man in the Crimson Coat and return his daughter. He recommends that the gang head up to the mountain to the nearest tavern to celebrate – our brave D&D party immediately accepts.

What new twists in the tale are coming? Well, to find out, you’ll have to wait for next week and Chapter 11 of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Bo: Plus one Tilda,
DM: and plus one Angela
Chad: Are you going through mambo number 5?

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Chad: sporked tongue- like half spoon half fork?

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Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer
Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

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Show Notes: Chapter Nine – “Celebrity Death Battle”

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While infiltrating the city barracks, The Merry Few decide to waste most of their spell slots killing fantasy Ed Sheeran. Once close to the office where the much needed key is located, they engage in a fight with a stone griffin which proves very difficult.

Story

In a frustratingly long battle in which Chad falls unconscious a record-breaking 2 times in one fight, the Merry Few are finally victorious against the stone griffin. Once they find the office to the city barracks the boys vent their frustration by smashing up a desk and then defecating on its remains. The key is found along with a broken bottle of much needed health potion.

The Merry Few not-so-subtly leave the city barracks and head back to Ye Olde Cheers in hopes of a long rest. Merrielle is promptly woken up by one of the members of the magic circle informing her that the guards are searching for them.

The Merry Few manage to convince the Ancient Circle member to assist them in escaping and are given information about The Man in the Crimson Coat in exchange for the key. The member agrees, and with no hit dice to burn, health potions to drink or pet cows to slaughter, the gang nervously head out. They are stopped by 2 guards.

Will The Merry Few escape Kurusa? What’s Azure been doing this whole time? And finally, where is The Man In The Crimson Coat? Find out in the next revelatory instalment in Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Chad: Actually I also call my **** the Chad hammer
Bo: I call mine the truth because it hurts

***

Wizard: you broke into the barracks, you murdered multiple guards
Bo: did not!
Wizard: you stole from the guard captain and showed your faces to 2 guards out front. They are looking for you.
Merrielle: aaaaahh
Wizard: what the hell are you still doing in the city??
Merrielle: I knew there was something I forgot

 

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We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master
Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that make our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

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Show Notes: Chapter Eight – “Fortress on a Mountain”

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Fabulops loved Infinite Deer,
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They rolled a crit fail,
And used its slime for sangria!

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The gang break into The City Barracks. In combat with The City Guards, instinctively slaughters his pet cow, Betsy, in the name of Mithras in order to get temporary hit points. In the aftermath, Bo and Merrielle attempt to make it look like a ‘classic-cow-murder-suicide’.

Story

Chad is brought back around to find Betsy the cow framed for murder of the guards in the barracks. In order to search through the rest of the barracks, Merrielle decides to dress up as a guard and pretend that Chad and Bo are her prisoners.

While searching for the office, our adventurers come across a guard who looks suspiciously like Ed Sheeran and decide to attack. This was promptly followed by an attack by 2 sentient swords who chased them towards the main stair case.

The Merry Few find a map room and deduce that the office must be behind the door with the large stone griffin above it. As they are about to enter the stone griffin attacks. Low on health, spell slots and tactical action cows, The Merry Few are nervous.

Is Bo griffin shit? Will Chad and Merrielle be able to best the griffin alone? And what treat will it get from its Master for killing its Master? Find out on the next striking instalment of Infinite Deer, a Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Bo: I’m in love with the shape of you, turned your brain into a mess of goo
DM: inspiration
Bo: Although your face is falling in two, I’m gonna desecrate your body

***

[while attacking a stone griffin]
Merrielle: Let’s get ready to rubble!
Bo: Marble-ous. But don’t take it for grannet!
Chad: Can I leave?

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Equipment – Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master
Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If we get enough, maybe I’ll be able to hire an intern to edit these show notes so I can focus on more important things, like playing D&D. In unrelated news, message us on facebook if you’re looking for a role as an unpaid and unappreciated personal assistant!

Show Notes: Chapter Seven – “Tactical Action Cow”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster.

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After waking up in Cheers after setting fire to a warehouse, Bo and Merrielle have a very unsuccessful side-quest attempting to obtain pipeweed, and in the process kill and orc, 2 bandits and a Warerat. Merrielle was bitten by the latter.

Story

While Bo is enjoying the day with his beloved cow Betsy, a member from the ancient circle approaches him and gives him details for the barracks raid later that night. Bo then manages to convince the wizard to spend the day with him and Betsy – they have a great day.

Merrielle briefly pops to town to buy a shield – not a spear, and meets Chad and Bo back at Ye Olde Cheers. Chad proceeds to give Betsy some of his new found drugs and Merrielle gets drunk. The Merry Few and Betsy – the Tactical Action Cow are now ready for the raid.

Instead of waiting for the distraction so carefully put in place by The Ancient Circle, The Merry Few charge into the back door of the barracks and find 4 guards. They are suspicious of the gang, and immediately draw the weapons. Chad is immediately down, Betsy is murdered, and after Bo and Merrielle end the encounter victoriously Bo attempts to make the it looks like a classic ‘cow-murder-suicide’.

Is Besty’s soul with Mithras? How will the Merry Few cope without a Tactical Action Cow? And what more chances await our heroes in the barracks? Find out in the next dungeoneering installment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Ghost: You’re taking Betsy with you??
Bo: YES! THIS IS OUR TACTICAL ACTION COW! Isn’t that right Betsy?
Betsy: moo

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DM: what do you write on the face of Betsy the tactical action cow?
Chad: I gonna write ‘oom’ so if she looks in a mirror she can read it

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Credits and Acknowledgements

Equipment – Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:

Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master
Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If you can get #BetsyTheTacticalActionCow trending on Twitter, we can (almost) guarantee you won’t be visited by her ghost tonight.

Show Notes: Chapter Six – “Orc Bacon”

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Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster.

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Last Time on Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Bo and Merrielle meet with members of The Ancient Circle, who said they would reveal the location of The Man in the Crimson Coat if they steal a key from the city barracks. They agree and meet back with Chad who has started a pub-fight in the interim. They set it on fire, and head back to the town.

Story

The town crier describes an arson attack in the warehouse district which killed many, but The Merry Few are convinced it wasn’t the same fire they started in the warehouse district. Relieved of any guilt, they head into town to pick up supplied before the Barracks raid.

Chad and Merrielle decide to bide the time by attempting to search for pipeweed in seedy alleys. Chad approaches an Orc; the most likely drug dealer in his eyes; before realising it’s the same Orc which he initiated a fight with the night before. Another heroic encounter ensues.

A weedy and odd-looking man overhears Chad and Merrielle’s plight to find pipeweed and lures them in another alley. Other bandits surround them, the weedy man turns into a were-rat and yet another encounter ensues. Merrielle is bitten, but Chad and Merrielle end as victors before looting the were-rats body for drugs. Meanwhile, they suppose Bo is having a wholesome day out with his favourite cow Betsy.

Questions:

Is Merrielle a ware-rat? What has Bo and his cow been up to all this time? And wasn’t this all supposed to be leading to a barracks at some point? Find out in the next pleasant episode of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast.

Quotes

Ghost: Do you think the voice of conscience is laughing in your head right now?
Bo: it’s just going ‘meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow’

***

Chad: Well maybe they should have thought about that before they decided to have green skin

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Credits and Acknowledgements

Equipment – Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity.

We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible:
Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master
Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost
Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music
Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer
Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design
George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine
Hugh Ingamells – Artist
Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice
Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose
A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support.

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes, every like = one prayer to Mithras.